Books on bOObs: A Guide to Your Girls

Talk Back to Your Girls

Talk Back to Your Girls

Whether you’ve lived with your breasts for years – or you’re just now budding – whatever your size, shape, or color, your boobs are yours and yours alone. Here’s what some women have to say about their own bosom buddies:

More, please!
30A
28

if you existed, i would tell you to HURRY UP.
34 aa
12

Why do mine have 2 be so big and the girls at my school are almost flat cheasted
32 C
11

are you ever going to grow? your there but COME ONNNN
34A
13

just a little more please
34 B
15

okay, ur big enough, stop growing now k?
32B
14

the decades of jokes & comments mean we shouldn't even exist
38A
48

I love you even though one of you is a little smaller. but you both are still there!
C
67

GROW!!!
34B
17

Perky
38AA
21

Stay perky!
10E
18

Please get smaller.
DDD
51

Grow already! It's been a year! Hello-o! uggh! < sigh>
AA-A
11

I am goin to try to love ya gals forever.
38d
16

Where are you come on
None
19

Why can't you be more like my nipples? They grew when I told them to!
32B
28

I would tell them not to let time get them down ;-)
34 D
16

Thanks for hanging so lovely.
36 D
20

Stop dropping.
34 DD
26

Who would you have voted for?
52 GG
20

Grow already!
34 A
26

What is with the little pimples? Grrrr.
47 CD
27

Hang in there!
34 F
39

Shrink upward!
34 DD
20

Would you grow more!!
36 B
12

Grow!
32 B
15

Why aren’t you perky? And STAY PUT!
36 D
30

Keep on bouncing!!
34 C
39

Firm up!
44 DD
35

We’ve had our highs and lows but love ya!
34 C
52

Why’d you have to grow so big?
46 F
26

Hang in there girls! I need to exercise for 30 more minutes!
36 C
21

Grow one more size. Stay firm. Don’t move so much when I run.
34 DD
14

“Shrink”
__ D
15

Grow damn it grow!
38 B
38

Grow!
__ A
17

If? I already do talk to them. They’re more interesting than many people I know.
34 C
17

“Stay up”
34 D
21

Wonderful!
36 C
44

Thank you for catching my food
34 DD
20

Stand up straight and quit slouching.
40 C
37

Hang in there but don’t hang too low.
44 DDD
29

Come on girls, grow for me!
32 A
28

I love you even though you are frustrating.
?
0

You’re awesome. You are a great pair of tits.
32 B
25

Quit lying down on the job!
34 B
48

You both make me so proud!!
36 D
47

Posture girls.
32 D
15

You are two beautiful parts of me, thanks for staying perky and alert.
__DD
38

God made you perfect!
34 C
55

Ladies, despite the ups and downs, I love you both dearly.
32 FF
31

Get off me.
44 B
44

Don’t be saggy.
52 B
25

I love you because you have always been good to me. I wish you could have made some milk just once.
38 DD
58

After I have a baby in the future, when you grow a bit, please stay that size forever.
36 B
28

Where are you? Ever going to come?
None
16

Thanks for being a 32 D! Please stay healthy. I’m grateful for you guys.
32 D
29

Beautiful
42 H
15

GROW!!
32 AAA
12

Shape up.
32 AA
40

Hi, how’s it going down there?
34 DD
17

Thanks for growing at your own pace. You helped me learn to be ok with my body no matter what anyone else’s looks like.
36 C
27

Thank you for the warmth, nourishment, and comfort you gave my babies.
36 DD
61

I love you too?
34 C
18

Perk up.
__D
51

Stand up and be accounted for! Why must you sag to the knees? Stand up and be out for the world to see.
__DD
55

It’s time to stop bloomin’ girls…. of course, that goes for my butt too!
42 F
34

Do you know how much I love you? You’re part of me.
36 ++
46

Stay healthy girls….. I really want to keep you around!!!!
36 C
33

Why do you have to be so heavy??
38 D
22

Thanks for not getting in my way when sleeping.
34 A
16

YOU GUY”S ROCK!
38 G
34

Can’t you give me some peace?!
36 D
19

Sorry I was so hard on you before!
36 G
25

Stop sagging!
36 C
34

I would tell them to perk up! They seem so depressed sometimes. :)
36 C
22

ALWAYS STAY UP
40 C
17

How’s it hangin girls? Love ya! (with requisite double squeeze/hug)
36 BC
43

I’m sorry I have spent so long feeling so bad about you – you can feed babies, and that’s awesome.
34 DDD
25

As my mother always said to me and I will say to my tits – sit up straight!
38 C
28

Oh, I talk to them all the time. We’re pals. Don’t worry about me and my breasts. We’re doing just fine.
34 DD
23

You’ve done well for yourselves girls!
34 AA
17

Please stay healthy for me because I love you.
42 DDD
32

Stay big even when I stop breast feeding.
34 C
39

Thank you and love you!
__ DD
18

Hey girls! Pop those nipples out!
32B
25

I’d love to be able to tell the right one to catch up with the left one. It’s nearly a cup size smaller than the left.
38 B
50

Womanly.
36 C
37

Be proud of yourself. You may not be the sexiest ones out there – but you are mine – and I accept you for that.
34-36 B or C
39

You’ve served me well and I am finally proud to call you my own.
36 B
43

If they were sentient, I’d threaten to cut them off if they didn’t “hurry up and grow already”!
34 AA
25

Thank you foe all the times you’ve gotten the attention of cute boys!
34 C
17

Come on! Just grow a little more! Please!
34 AAA
22

The “Sag-fest” can stop any time now!
34 D
28

You have been great companions so far. Do keep up the good work. Your real challenge is just around the corner.
36 D
24

Please stop aching now. I beg you.
36 C
16

Would you please shrink & go back up where you are supposed to be.
__DD
38

Thay r dropping like old women
34___
26

GROW!!!!!!
32 A
14

Hello girls!
36 DD
25

Can you get out of my way for one second? You always like to be the center of attention!
34 D
25

Perk Up.
34 D
19

You are part of me and we’re gonna live together for a long………
32 HH
17

Don’t change on me!
38 C
24

Stay as you are, I don’t mind if you keep growing but keep doing your thing.
36 C
21

I love you guys!
34 C
21

Grow, please or if you can’t do that please stay pert.
32 A
25

Love ya for life!
__ D
33

SHRINK!!
38 H
59

Thank you for being so amazing.
34 DD
18

I love you and I’m glad I’ve got you both in my life!
32 DD
16





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