Books on bOObs: A Guide to Your Girls

ode to the purple beauty!
you were my sisters passed down once she had a child and no longer had the means to fill it you were a wonderful boost to my large friends up top you gave me that "lift" that i so needed you wonderful friend i shall miss you dearly i was sad the day your wire popped :( but on a happier note i have gutted you and turned you into a rather nice night mask thank you bra you were great!

Goodbye, itchy, sweaty, slidey, fake satin, padded bra. You seduced with shiny smoothness, but tormented with itchy prickles in those awkward places, at the most inconvenient times. You slid north with the least sweat. You held that sweat to make the deodorant wear out in hours. Good bye, good grief, good riddance! You didn't even look pretty because you bulged and bubbled.

My new and favorite bra: easy on the skin, easy on the eyes, easy on the cash, because you caught my eye on sale! You fit supportively without riding up, sliding, bulging, or gaping. Nary an itch anywhere, even if a lady perspires. Shimmery fabric, separated underwires, luminous crimson lace sides - also itch free! My perfect bra. I can't wait to bring home more of your family.

This was my first, truly sexy push-up bra. Really great plunge effect. Had cool little "cutlets" you could use for extra boost. My problem now is I have no where to wear this anymore!

This was the first push-up bra I ever got -- in my late twenties. I changed my look and style when I got it -- I started wearing lower cut shirts and a variety of colors and textures ala Lucky magazine. I was also a size 4 at the time.

It's time to bid a fond farewell to this my "lucky bra". For years without fail, I'd snag a man each time I went out on the prowl wearing it. Was it the confidence it gave me or simply the extra little lift? I'll never know. But, one thing's for sure: Ratty as it is now, ain't nobody going to want to see it on or off this rack! I've already replaced it with a similar but much sexier style, perfect for the new breed of man I'm after!

This is THE best bra i have ever owned! It is cute, comfortable and makes me look good! This is the bra for me. I love you! &hearts

Oh, you had such promise. Voluptuous, yet chaste. Sturdy, but with a delicate blue tracery hinting of summer flowers. When I first saw you, with your ample cup, I thought I had found my match.

Little did I know, it was all a surface charm. You itched. Your every seam drove me mad. The blue band, so lovely, chafed a rough pink line on my ribcage. Your padded cups made me sweat. And, the greatest disappointment of all: you rode up. In back AND in front.

Your early demise was a relief. It's hard to admit, but I see now: you were a bra of empty promises. Rest in peace, and leave me to search for the comfort and support I deserve.

I bought you 'cause I was sick of underwires. You pushed me down, instead of up. I give up.