Books on bOObs: A Guide to Your Girls

bOObicons

bOObicons

bOObicons are "Boob Emoticons"... like their real-life counterparts, they come in all shapes and sizes!

(o)(o)Small boobs
( O )( O )Big boobs
( ' )( ' )Perky boobs
( , )( , )Droopy boobs
{ ^ }{ ^ }Cold boobs
(oYo)Wonderbra boobs
( @ )( @ )Big nipple boobs
( $ )( $ )Boobs with implants
(*)(*)Pasties on boobs
(%)(o)Extra nipple boobs
(Q)(O)Pierced boobs


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Testimonials

Boob Lady Testimonials Dear Elisabeth Squires (Boob Lady),

Thank you so much for coming to our class! It was very interesting learning more about... (sigh) boobs. You made it fun by making jokes and showing visuals to show the history of boobs.

Thanks a bunch! You should share with other schools.

-- 8th grader

Ask the bOOb Lady


Bras for Men

Q: Dear Elisabeth, I know it is odd asking you for help as I am a male. I guess getting older and having health issues and meds kinda threw a loop at me. Would you please advise me if there are any male friendly sites or stores for a fitting and bra? I am currently in a sports bra and it helps a great deal just not so comfortable. I guess I'd really like one that fits right. The Dr. has informed me I must stay on the meds for now for my prostrate. He also said side effects happen and I am one of the ......

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