bOOb Haiku
How do you look at boobs? Care to expose them in verse? Writing bOOb Haiku is fun and easy. Here’s all you need to know:
- You must follow the 5-7-5 syllable format
(first line is 5 syllables, second line is 7, third line is 5); - Entries should be honest, humorous or uplifting; and
- You must be a boob owner or admirer!
Soft white underside
Milky smoothness calls to me
Perfect and unique
Discovered today
Some new skin, under my arm,
Over my bra, ick
Bikini fashion
Boobs embrace autumn wearing
Cashmere sweater sets
Sagging soft bosom
Far from summer’s youthful days
Loved for life nourished
Wide warm lips lead life
ever returning they paw
pillows to heaven
Uneven cleavage
One is round and one is straight
Did you notice it?
Share your own!
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(By sending in a bOOb Haiku you agree to the necessary legal lingo.)
