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Six Bra Fitness TipsJune 5, 2009

        Want to get “the girls” into their best shape this summer? One easy way is to dress them for success. You may know your bra size, but given the variety of styles and fabrics, some makes and models support your unique “girls” better than others. Here are six quick dressin...

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Q: Dear Boob Lady, I had a double-mastectomy nearly 3 years ago and I've been going through the process of breast reconstruction. (You can follow my story on my P-I Blog.) The next step is fipples (fake + nipples = fipples. ;) ). According to my surgeon, they have to exaggerate the size of the fipples when they are constructed because they will shrink significantly over time. Unfortunately that means for at least 6 months or so I'm going to be walking around with some serious headlights on all the time. My regular bras have molded cups and I can wear looser tops to minimize most of the protrusion, but what in the world do I do when I'm in a swimsuit? I really don't want to share my ginormous fipples with the rest of the world nor do I want to have to wear my bra in the pool. Is there anything I can wear under my swimsuit to hide them that will stay on even in the water? Signed, Befuddled by Fipples...

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